I really just reblog what I like. So yeah have fun.
Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.
i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.
one cannot simply not reblog this.
Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”