|My German Teacher (in German):||We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.|
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
the last two frames of this kill me
I will reblog this forever.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer